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post #31 of 114 Old 06-15-2013, 06:28 PM
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The worst horse name ever has to be Blackie.
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post #32 of 114 Old 06-15-2013, 06:54 PM
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The worst horse name ever has to be Blackie.
No, that is not the worse name by a long way!
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post #33 of 114 Old 06-15-2013, 09:17 PM
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I knew someone who had a lovely dun paint named bananas. It fit horse was nuts. We have some odd ones admittedly a mare named Bert but thats after a family friend who was roberta aka bert.

I worked with a little pony named sweet and low. Great horse, gelding and a little kids horse. So, when little boys were riding him for the week he was "spike" or one week a little kid renamed him wild thing (he was a wonderful bomb proof horse).
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post #34 of 114 Old 06-15-2013, 09:22 PM
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Little Gay Bar King. I think it was a QH I saw for sale.

There was also a mare named Dry Soap.

Can you imagine hearing those announced at shows?
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Theres a barn by me that let's kids name the horses...


... I wish I could remember some others he has.
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post #36 of 114 Old 06-15-2013, 10:01 PM
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My old riding teacher had a horse named Gretchen. It was a POA and I felt so bad for it:)
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post #37 of 114 Old 06-15-2013, 11:08 PM
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The worse name I have ever come across was on a racehorse.
His sire was Sound Track and the dam Creepy Crawly - taking the parental names guess what the foal was called?
Although it was a ghastly name he was well named!

Think of what a sound track was/is and then a creepy crawly.
Foxhunter, I give up. Tapeworm was my best try. I don't guess I know what a sound track was called before it was a sound track? A score?

Tell us!!
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post #38 of 114 Old 06-15-2013, 11:14 PM
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Honestly, some may hate me for this...but I dislike horses that are named human names. Brooke, John etc
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post #39 of 114 Old 06-16-2013, 12:00 AM Thread Starter
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Hilarious! Booger and Tapeworm are by far the worst/funniest I've heard of. Lol

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post #40 of 114 Old 06-16-2013, 12:03 AM
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Faith's previous name was Dolly....*shrugs*

I like Faith's name and all, but I kinda want to re-name her Maka...LOL.

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