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post #61 of 114 Old 06-19-2013, 01:17 PM
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My mare is registered as Pe Pe Twistie, and I think that's pretty bad. My neighbor named her donkeys Zarita Octavia and Pedro Alpaca. I thought those were more funny than terrible. To Tuf to Butcher is still the worst I think, but I guess it's more fitting for a stock horse maybe? They're some tough critters.
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post #62 of 114 Old 06-19-2013, 01:53 PM
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My QH has a few "uhh...." names in his pedigree.
His dam was Impressive Puddin, her dam was Shaky Puddin. Cherry Punkin on his sire's side.
Going way back there's horses named Pansy and Bimbo.
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post #63 of 114 Old 06-19-2013, 03:09 PM
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Well I have a Coyote
Kid is my sister's gelding
I rode a mare named Babe... Ughh
A different sister had a mare named Muckers (what we call rubber boots) and Muckers had a colt named Little Joe (off Bonanza)

Some Reg QH/APHA names
Lena's Gay Bar
Dudes Blue Ruff Puff (called Foxy)

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post #64 of 114 Old 06-19-2013, 04:07 PM
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When I was younger my aunt bought an OTTB, he was beautiful but crazy!!! She was a barrel racer and my uncle was a team roper, and at the time everyone was getting OTTB and training them to barrel race. She named him Goober, because he was one. He ended up being a decent horse, but the name stuck.
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post #65 of 114 Old 06-19-2013, 04:24 PM
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Old, old, old, ancient, broke-down pony mare named "Money Bags"...

There was a big sport horse like an Oldenburg at a Jumper barn called "Oogie" which I thought was just giggly to say xD

Little Welsh brat named "Bony" although we always pronounced it "Bonnie".

Funny name on a horse is "Paws" I never understood why the ol' mare was called that... She was a hothead so I guess she would paw? Ha. Her buddy was "Nike" like the shoe brand. I've met a bunch of ponies named "Pony" and horses named "That Hoss" or "Brown dude". Those are the worst xP
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post #66 of 114 Old 06-19-2013, 05:10 PM
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My sister-in-law and I were just talking last night about how some horses are named a certain name and sometimes live to "fulfill" that name... or the opposite of it. For example, "Buck" or "Angel." Haha Anyone else seen this happen?

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post #67 of 114 Old 06-19-2013, 05:12 PM
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my friend bought a gelding at a sale his reg name is fast valentino
she calls him "The Gelding" she was to train him and resel so she didn't want to get attached.. welll that was 10 months ago

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post #68 of 114 Old 06-19-2013, 06:49 PM
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stormy...its not really a bad name. but everyone i know has atleast one horse with the name stormy. its just kinda over used.
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post #69 of 114 Old 06-19-2013, 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted by faiza425 View Post
There's a male Gypsy Vanner at my barn and I guess the previous owner was trying to balance out his girly appearance in the show ring. It's Brendan of Erin...?? His barn name was Moffat or something just as bad.
Erin is a derivative of the Irish word "Éirinn, for Ireland, which is probably where he was bred and came from. Very common in breeds from Ireland.

I hate cutesy names for horses. OK for barn names but those registered names stay on those pedigrees for ever. The worst name I remember as a registered name, was 'Clodhopper'.

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post #70 of 114 Old 06-19-2013, 07:01 PM
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