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post #71 of 114 Old 06-19-2013, 07:11 PM
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The worst one I ever heard was at a show: Kiss My Asset.

My old mare came to me as Blondie. Bluh. But I changed it to Pippa, which some would argue is worse.

Geez, Sunny's JC name is My Lady Livermore. Liver? Really? Gross.

At my old barn there was a woman who bred Hanoverian/Arab crosses. They were all beautiful horses with great temperments. Anyway, she gave ALL of them barn names that started with 'G'. They came to the barn (for training) in this order:

Gallagher
Gretchen
Gaila
Ginger

I thought it was strange! Gretchen is just awful.

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post #72 of 114 Old 06-19-2013, 07:13 PM
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My auntie's name is Gretchen... I always thought it was a lovely name.

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post #73 of 114 Old 06-19-2013, 07:15 PM
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My auntie's name is Gretchen... I always thought it was a lovely name.
Whenever I hear it I think of Gretchen Weiners from Mean Girls.

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post #74 of 114 Old 06-19-2013, 07:16 PM
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Never seen it, but the image is disturbing. LOL!
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post #75 of 114 Old 06-19-2013, 07:16 PM
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My horse's dam is King Pearly, not exactly a feminine name
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post #76 of 114 Old 06-19-2013, 09:07 PM
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I knew a broodmare named Chastity once. I don't think the people who owned her knew the definition of the word chastity. Lol
That's hysterical! I'll never forget the broodmare named Chastity !

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Honestly, some may hate me for this...but I dislike horses that are named human names. Brooke, John etc
I just heard the name "Serenity" from the horseman-who-must-not-be-mentioned on this site, which is the moniker of a horse who's anything but the embodiment of her name: pinning her ears, kicking, running away, you name it. I, too, dislike many human names being given to horses, & especially trendy names, like Brittney, Makayla, Kristen. YUK! lol!
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post #77 of 114 Old 06-19-2013, 09:14 PM
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The qh racing stallion tinky poo lol. I have a mare named angel (skips angel heir) and she is anything but onehaha
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post #78 of 114 Old 06-19-2013, 09:32 PM
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My daughter's Gypsy mare is named Serenity, just because the name fits her perfectly. I'm not a great lover of mares, but sure love that girl.

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post #79 of 114 Old 06-19-2013, 09:43 PM
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I know two minis named Toast and Meatball, haha


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post #80 of 114 Old 06-19-2013, 10:58 PM
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My sister-in-law and I were just talking last night about how some horses are named a certain name and sometimes live to "fulfill" that name... or the opposite of it. For example, "Buck" or "Angel." Haha Anyone else seen this happen?

My horse came with the name Buck, and he's never lived to fufill the name. :) I think he was probably really light as a baby and they were dumb and thought he was buckskin or something, he's a really light mealy bay.

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