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post #81 of 114 Old 06-19-2013, 11:03 PM
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I know someone who named their horse Fluffy....No joke.

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post #82 of 114 Old 06-19-2013, 11:03 PM
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Jax's registered name is MS Player and used to be called "Player" by his last owners. I just wasn't digging it! It sounds like a horse featured in a rap video, not the name of a cute fancy arab! haha.
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post #83 of 114 Old 06-19-2013, 11:10 PM Thread Starter
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Just thought of another one. My friend has a horse than can be really lazy under saddle occasionally. Anytime a horse is like that, I usually refer to them as being a lump. So his nickname is now lumpy. Lol :)

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post #84 of 114 Old 06-20-2013, 12:17 AM
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Not a horse, but my old gas station owner, named his German Shepherd who hung around the station all day, "Hey You" The dog just arrived one day and never left.

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post #85 of 114 Old 06-20-2013, 08:42 AM
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There's one at a barn I work at named Juicebox.
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post #86 of 114 Old 06-20-2013, 09:30 AM
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These are not horses but I always thought they were funny. My brothers wife used to bring home animals all the time and he hated it, so he started naming them unique names. The rabbits name was Stew, and the bottle fed calf was BBQ.
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post #87 of 114 Old 06-20-2013, 01:54 PM
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the one horse i had, her registered name was union kat..barn name kit kat, i called her kitty or princess pony, lol.

i hate philly's name..but i had been riding her already for a couple of years before buying her so philly stuck..

oh and one of the lesson horses came with the name turk, registered name turks cap..we call him widget.
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post #88 of 114 Old 06-20-2013, 05:37 PM
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My perlino gelding's name is Zanzibar.
I don't know if it's a horrible name or not.
I know people say the island of Zanzibar is the most beautiful place on earth, but the meaning of the word is "Land of the Blacks". LOL

My friend has also made the joke of, "He's white as a cloud, and he comes from an African Horse?"

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post #89 of 114 Old 06-20-2013, 07:37 PM
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"Dude" is Parker's "real" name . . . -shudder- He is far too pretty for that!

So now he is Peter Parker. Which some people might think is worse :P
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post #90 of 114 Old 06-20-2013, 07:52 PM
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My mother named her horse Pinky...
We also had a horse who's foal name was Andy (changed that in a hurry).
We happened to get a horse and nickname her Cacky (registered name was Cactus Flower).
And the last one I can think of is so cute that you actually can't not like it... Barn name is Fish, racehorse name is I'm A Little Fish.
Oh wait, the WORST I've heard is the registered name Cuddly Chops

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