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post #1 of 10 Old 05-24-2017, 01:19 PM Thread Starter
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Awful horsey puns!

Hi! I have a love/hate relationship with puns, and thought it would be cool to start a thread where you can share your favourite horse related puns! Here are a couple of my favourites!



Please share yours!

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I don't remember the mane but the pace is familiar.
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Anybody else?


This one isn't really a pun, but I just had to share!




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I told my husband the ranch dressing one. He was cracking up. Came in handy too cause he was being mr. grumpy out at the barn, so it broke the grumps!

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I told my husband the ranch dressing one. He was cracking up. Came in handy too cause he was being mr. grumpy out at the barn, so it broke the grumps!
Lol. Who would have known that puns could be helpful? :)
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hope these horse puns are funny!!



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Someone shared a neat gallop video on Facebook - it was a group of people having fun with their horses on a field, not a competition. A grumpy dude commented about why stupid people have to "make" horses run, etc. etc. His own profile picture had a cat, so I responded with this:

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When the farmer offered the talking horse some oats, what did the talking horse say, and how did he say it?


He lifted his tail and said , "Just a pheeuuuuw"
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lol! They're all very funny!



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All the ones I got should probably not be shared outside the Saloon

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