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  1. Horse Talk
    One of my friends has a crush on me, knows I like horses, so keeps trying to talk about horses with me. The other day he sent me this question: "Are mares a tall breed of horse?" I almost told him yes just to see what would happen. Anybody else have similar stories?
  2. Horse Talk
    Ok, I have two storys from my experience yesterday (Friday). The first one was lately. I've been kinda under the weather from an ear infection and can't hear well, so I take meds and have allergies. I have also not been eating a lot because of that and drinking enough water. Only when I take...
  3. Horse Talk
    Okay, so I didn't know what to post this under, but I DO know what I'm going to say. Congrats American Pharoah! Live a long, happy life! Yes, I meant that, but no, that's not what I wanted to say. Everyone knows how there's a term out in the world of hormonal zit-faces called "bae" correct? I...
  4. Horse Talk
    I got a chuckle out of this and thought some of you might too... :lol:
  5. Horse Videos
    Check out my youtube channel on horsemanship training with me and my horse. Not a business, just some fun and hope you guys will like it too. Just trying to spread what I know about horses and love to learn more from my house every day. My name is madyasmkey on youtube too, should come up with...
  6. Horse Talk
    You know as well as I do that when riding you get sucked into the riding world and can become so focused on it the outside world doesn't matter. But does your riding brain ever carry on into your everyday life? The other day I told my car to "whoa" when the light turned yellow. I want to hear...
  7. Horse Talk
    Anyone wanna share their funniest horse story? Id love to hear them! Heres mine: (its not very funny, but oh well) So I was riding my horse Tango bareback (with a bridle) in the forrest. The reins were to long, so i flipped them over my shoulder. They smacked Tango in the butt and he bucked me...
  8. Horse Talk
    I hope these make you smile as much as they made me smile! :D
  9. Horse Shows
    A month or 2 ago, I went to a local gymkhana with some friends. I had never taken my horse to a show, and after we ran the barrels I tied him to the trailer, as usual. A few minutes later, my back turned to the trailer, my horse breaks his halter and is casually eating grass. Luckily my friend...
  10. Horse Videos
    This is something my friend and I used to do as we cleaned up the jumps in the arena. You sit on the block and pull it forward and ride it downward then repeat until you are at the finish line. I just had to show Brittany and Camille this at our horsey movie night and they got a kick out of it...
  11. Horse Talk
    IT's late.... i SHOULD be asleep.... but of course im not, up, and on here hahaha:) but i'm feeling a good laugh, and i'm sure alot of you guys are too! if you want, share your funny horse stories/ personal experiences with us so we can put out some giggles:)
  12. Horse Talk
    Came accross this video while just messing around on Youtube. I thought it was very interesting! It's called "swapping saddles", where an English jumper and a Western barrel racer switch saddles! Part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeUD78G09lY Part 2...
  13. Horses for Sale
    I found this and thought I would share, definitely funny and not to be taken seriously. 1BASIC HORSE (eats, sleeps, poops, can't be ridden, handled, etc.): $0 2 AGE: 3 or under- Add $1000 4 or 5- Add $3000 5 to 10- Add $5000 11 to 15- Add $3000 16 to 20- Add $1000 21 to 25- Add $0 Over 25-...
  14. Horse Pictures
    Hey everyone! So, we all have pictures of those days when our riding just looks bad. Anyone care to post theirs? Here are some of mine ;) (when Tuxedo spooked at a baby carriage) (forgot to jump) (critique my position, please ;) jk...) These are pretty bad... Let's see some bad...
  15. Jokes and Funnies
    Ok so I'm fairly knew to the forum, only joined this year. As I'm browsing through these posts and threads I'm seeing people talking about "Aussie Saddles". And I'm all like "Aussie saddle? WHAT?! There is an Australian Saddle?!" and I begin to loose my 'nanas, cause, I'm Australian born and...
  16. Horse Talk
    This thread is for those moments where somebody says "one day you will laugh at this" and all you want to do is punch them, but now you are ready to laugh!!!! In the case of my story, I started laughing about 5 minutes later....but maybe it took you five years!!! This is going o be very long...
  17. Horse Talk
    So, I'm pretty cranky with the BF so I thought I would make a funny thread as to why horses are better than men >.< I will start it off, then you can add your comments to continue the list :D Horses are never too busy to spend time with you. If they begin to stray, you can just throw a rope...
  18. Horse Pictures
    Alright..while I'm up way too late and can't sleep I thought of a cute idea that I hadn't seen before on the forum.. Everyone is always posting very cute pictures of their horses and themselves.. This time I want the "Uh oh" pictures.. and I don't necessarily mean the fall and spills.. I want...
  19. Jokes and Funnies
    Subject: Soaking a Horse's Hoof 1. Get bucket or low tub, fill with warm water, add Epsom salts until fully diluted. Get horse, place in cross ties, pick up foot, slide bucket or low tub into place, place horse's foot in tub. 2. Retrieve tub from corner of barn, get towel to dry off your...
  20. Horse Pictures
    Hehee, I have an amazing horse...she has a cape to prove it. Any questions to her awesome-ness can be addressed to the cape. lol. She's a dork. $1 Red tablecloth + cheap camera = funny pictures. TiaSuperHorse.mp4 video by adjila_riada - Photobucket
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