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  1. Jokes and Funnies
    JUNIOR: Daddy, there's a man at the circus who jumps on a horse's back, slips underneath his belly, catches hold of its tail and finishes on the horse's neck! MOTHER: That's nothing. I did all that the first time I rode a horse!
  2. Horse Shows
    A month or 2 ago, I went to a local gymkhana with some friends. I had never taken my horse to a show, and after we ran the barrels I tied him to the trailer, as usual. A few minutes later, my back turned to the trailer, my horse breaks his halter and is casually eating grass. Luckily my friend...
  3. Jokes and Funnies
    Subject: Soaking a Horse's Hoof 1. Get bucket or low tub, fill with warm water, add Epsom salts until fully diluted. Get horse, place in cross ties, pick up foot, slide bucket or low tub into place, place horse's foot in tub. 2. Retrieve tub from corner of barn, get towel to dry off your...
  4. Jokes and Funnies
    A guy rides his horse to town on Friday he stays 3 days and gets back from town on Friday How?
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