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1. We have 4 speeds and many positions
2. We wear tight pants and tall boots
3. We love getting dirty
4. We know how to ride our mounts
5. We perform well with animals
6. We like to be in control
7. We’ll ride it for hours
8. We know how to handle a big girth
9. We get off easy
10. We're always on top
11. We like it rough
12. We have our legs spread all day long
13. We love using whips
14. Straddling is our natural position
15. We don't mind being bucked around
16. Event riders do it for three days
17. We can ride standing or sitting
18. We wear leather chaps everyday
19. We think the fast ones are the most fun
20. We're used to having hands between our legs
21. If we fall off we get back on and ride harder

any more? :p
 

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Way too funny! Can't wait to share with my friends! Thanks!
 

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22. We accept also mounts without balls
23. We aren't scared of fast cars because we're accustomed to high speeds.
24. We love having a good submission.

That old joke is always so good :lol:.
 

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22. We accept also mounts without balls
23. We aren't scared of fast cars because we're accustomed to high speeds.
24. We love having a good submission.

That old joke is always so good :lol:.

hahahahahaha! oh my gosh you are bad! LOVE it! :lol: :lol: :lol:

I know I've said it before, but I absolutely love your avatar.
 

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hahahahahaha! oh my gosh you are bad! LOVE it! :lol: :lol: :lol:

I know I've said it before, but I absolutely love your avatar.
There's a Finnish translation of that going all around Internet and I translated these from it.

Thank you :).
 
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