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We have a barn vet come out every spring/fall and we just sign up on a board with what we want done and I wrote down I wanted my gelding sheath done, but the vet didn't do it. My horse is 21 and he really needs it done twice a year and I have never done it. How do you clean the sheath? Please help!!!!!!
 

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Steps:

Check to make sure there are no prospective boyfriends, elderly neighbors or Brownie troops with a line of sight to the proceedings. Though of course they're probably going to show up unexpectedly ANYWAY, once you're in the middle of things. Prepare a good explanation.

Trim your fingernails short. Assemble horse, hose, and your sense of humor (plus, ideally, Excalibur cleanser and perhaps thin rubber gloves).

Use hose (or damp sponge) to get the sheath and its inhabitant wet. Uh, that is, do this in a *civilized* fashion with due warning to the horse; he is apt to take offense if an icy-cold hose blasts unexpectedly into his personal regions.

Now introduce your horse to Mr Hand. What I find safest is to stand facing the horse's head, with my shoulder and hip snugly against the horse's thigh and hip so that if he makes any suspicious move such as raising his leg, I can feel it right away and am in any case pressed so close that all he can do is shove, not really kick.

The horse should be held by an assistant or by your free hand, NOT tied fast to a post or to crossties. He may shift around a good bit if he's not happy with Mr Hand's antics, but don't be put off by that; as long as you are patient and gradual, and stick close to his side, he'll get over it.

Remember that it would be most unladylike of you to simply make a direct grab for your horse's Part. Give the horse a clue about what's on the program. Rest your hand against his belly, and then slide it back til you are entering The Home of the Actual Private Part. When you reach this first region of your destination, lube him up good with Excalibur or whatever you're using.

If the outer part of his sheath is really grungy you will feel little clods and nubblies of smegma peeling off as you grope around in there. Patiently and gently expedite their removal.

Thus far, you have probably only been in the outer part of the sheath. The Part Itself, you'll have noticed, is strangely absent. That's because it has retired shyly to its inner chambers. Roll up them thar sleeves and follow in after it.

As you and Mr Hand wend your way deeper into the sheath, you will encounter what feels like a small portal that opens up into a chamber beyond. Being attentive to your horse's reaction, invite yourself in.

You are now in the inner sanctum of The Actual Private Part. It's hiding in there towards the back, trying to pretend it isn't there. Say hi and wave to it. No, really, work your finger back and forth around the sides of it. If the horse won't drop, this is your only shot at removing whatever dried smegma is clinging to the surface of the Part itself. So, gently explore around it, pulling out whatever crusty topsoil you find there. Use more water and more Excalibur if necessary to loosen attached gunk.

When Mr Hand and the Actual Private Part have gotten to know each other pretty well, and the Part feels squeaky clean all around, there remains only one task: checking for, and removing, the bean. The bean is a pale, kidney-shaped accumulation of smegma in a small pouch just inside the urethra. Not all horses accumulate a bean, but IME the majority do, even if they have no visible external smegma.

The equine urethra is fairly large diameter, and indeed will permit you to very gently insinuate one of your slimmer fingers inside the urethral opening. Do so, and explore upwards for what will feel like a lump or "pea" buried no more than, I dunno, perhaps 3/4" in from the opening.

If you do encounter a bean, gently and sympathetically persuade it out with your finger. This may require a little patience from BOTH Mr Hand AND the horse, but the horse will be happier and healthier once it's accomplished.

Now all that's left to do is make a graceful exit and rinse the area very thoroughly in apology for the liberties you've taken.

A hose will be MUCH easier to use here than just a sponge and bucket, IME. Make sure to direct the water into the Part's inner retreat too, not merely the outer part of the sheath. This may require you to enfold the end of the hose in your hand and guide it up there personally.

Ta-da, you are done! Say, "Good horsie" and feed him lots of carrots. Watch him make funny faces at the way your hands smell. Hmm. Well, perhaps there is ONE more step...

The only thing I know of that is at all effective in removing the lovely fragrance of smegma from your hands (fingernails arms elbows and wherever else it's gotten) is Excalibur. Even then, if you didn't use gloves you may find you've got an unusual personal perfume for a while.

So, word to the wise, do NOT clean your horse's sheath just before an important job interview or first date. ;-)

Of course, there is that one FINAL step...

Figure out how to explain all this to your mother (or the kid from next door, or the meter reader, or whoever else you've just realized has been standing in the barn doorway speechlessly watching the entire process.

Now, go thou forth and clean that Part!
 

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Here are some links to old threads. You can do it, just go slow, and pay attn to your boy's attitude.

http://www.horseforum.com/horse-health/cleaning-his-sheath-43586/

http://www.horseforum.com/horse-health/dreaded-sheath-cleaning-35283/

http://www.equusite.com/articles/health/healthSheathCleaning.shtml


http://www.horseforum.com/horse-grooming/how-do-you-clean-horses-sheath-30265/

This should get you started!

Edit -
I don't have warm running water out in my barn, so I used a large syringe to rinse with warm water. He tolerated it really well.
 

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Thanks... hopefully Misty Man won't mind me doing this... i usually clean very close to it when i give him a bath so i don't think he will mind
 

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I'm rolling over here Speed Racer!!! I have NEVER heard it put in the manner that you explained it. I have cleaned a horse's sheath, but I've been lucky enough to have them just drop. I don't know if I could stick my arm up there to my elbow. Well, I could if I had to; but if it came down to him "pretending it wasn't there", I'd probably do what OP did and ask the vet.

Rosethorn, did you ask your barn manager if they had experience with that? I know at the barn I used to work at, the barn owner would take care of that for the boarders. That's where I learned how to do it. I think if you follow Speed Racers wonderful steps (leaving out the waving part...lol), you'll be fine. Good Luck!!!!!!
 

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Speed Racer, that is the best, and funniest, explanation of sheath cleaning I have ever seen! Thou rocketh! :D
Thanks Wrangler, but I can't take credit for it.

Someone else wrote it several years ago, and I saved it.

It's funny and accurate! :p
 

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the barn manager isn't very helpful when it comes to those kinds of things. she would rather just get paid and leave you alone.
 

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Speed Racer - so funny and thanks i just posted asking about sheath cleaning and i was given a link to this thread, thanks again and LOL :D
 

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My friend wanted to watch as I did Soda's sheath for the first time. She was amazed/disgusted about how far my arm went up there. LOL The look on her face was priceless.
 

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My friend wanted to watch as I did Soda's sheath for the first time. She was amazed/disgusted about how far my arm went up there. LOL The look on her face was priceless.
Snerk! Yeah, I had a non-horsey friend want to watch out of curiosity once, too.

I thought she was going to puke, faint, or do both! She never asked to watch me do it again, for some reason...... :hide:
 

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My friend left when I started searching for the bean. :lol: At least she knows what she'll be getting into if she ever gets a gelding, right?? :lol:
 

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I would think it's easier to do on studs because they are used to it. You're supposed to clean it before and after every breeding! Heck they probably start to like it due to association with breeding. LOL, that'd be a GREAT job, huh?
 

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I wanna know how people do this to stallions lol
I have a friend who had a stallion who, to put it delicately, thought sheath cleaning was the second greatest thing in life, with breeding being the greatest.

In fact, sometimes she'd have to give him time to, erm, rest before he could cover a mare. :oops: :lol:

I often asked her if they shared a cigarette afterwards. :twisted:
 

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I really should clean my geldings up...I just need to work up the courage to do it. :shock: I have very cold well water, so should I use buckets of warmer water? I've read that you aren't supposed to contaminate clean and dirty rags/sponges during the cleaning process...do people normally use gloves instead?

My vet has a sheath cleaning option once their teeth have been floated (still tranq'd)--perhaps I will just do that. :oops:
 

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I also have cold well water. So... I used several buckets of warm water, Excaliber, and clean rags (that I threw away afterwards). For rinsing, a large syringe works great. Just fill it with clean warm water from the bucket, and use your hand to position it up the sheath and squirt gently.

Soda didn't mind at all and he's pretty touchy. I have to say I've noticed since I've cleaned it he's been.. er... "playing" a lot more....

As I said above. Move slowly, be gentle, and watch your horse's ears/attitude. Don't try to rush it and if you aren't sure how he's going to react start with water/K-Y or something else that doesn't necessarily have to be well rinsed.

Or just find a vet that will do it. :D
 

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I've yet to be able to get the job done on Claymore. I had the vet do it when his teeth were done in the fall and he was nice and out of it, but I can tell he needs it again. (do horses with pink parts actually GET grubbier, or is it just more visible? My chestnut gelding never looked so gross) I have not been able to "gain admittance" with Claymore, even with a substantial amount of lube, it's like he is able to padlock up his sheath. It's so tight I can't get my hand in there, even with a good amount of relaxation attempts. I guess I just have to have the vet out to sedate him again.
 

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Priceless. I love that explanation. at our winter camp, my horse was the only one whose sheath needed cleaning, so EVERYONE, staff and all (in total, about 10 people) gathered round and watched as my bare arm went deeper...and deeper....and i pulled out more and more smegma! lol it was the first time for lots of the girls there, seeing it and their faces were a picture of pure horror lol
 
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