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A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
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> Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the
> bedroom closet to watch. Just after getting into bed the woman's husband
> also comes home unexpectedly, she tells her lover to hide in the closet,
> not realizing that the little boy is in there.
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> After a little while the little boy says, 'Dark in here.'
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> The man, who obviously got a real fright not expecting to hear anything,
> let alone from a little boy says, 'Yes, it is.'
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> Boy - 'I have a football.'
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> Man - 'That's nice.'
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> Boy - 'Want to buy it?'
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> Man - 'No, thanks.'
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> Boy - 'My dad's outside.'
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> Man - 'OK, how much?'
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> Boy - '$ 250'
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> In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are
> in
> the closet together.
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> Boy - 'Dark in here.'
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> Man - 'Yes, it is.'
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> Boy - 'I have football boots.'
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> The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'OK How much this
> time?'
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> Boy - '$ 750'
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> Man - 'Sold.'
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> A few days later, the boys' father says to the boy, 'Grab your boots and
> football, let's go outside and play a game.
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> The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my ball and boots.'
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> The father asks, 'How much did you sell them for and to whom?'
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> The boy says, 'To a friend of mine for a $ 1,000.'
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> The father says, 'That's a terrible thing to do, overcharging your
> friend
> like that. That's four times what they cost when they were new, I'm
> going
> to take you to church and make you confess your terrible sins.'
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> They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
> confession booth and he closes the door.
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> The boy says, 'Dark in here'...
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> The priest says, 'Don't start that **** again you little devil, you're
> in
> my closet now'!!
 

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haha, that was great to read! thanks!
 

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Made me laugh :lol:

Thanks for sharing!
 

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:? I didn't get it... :-|
 

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The preacher was the guy the woman put in her closet
when the husband came home.:lol:
 
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