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#7,101 ·
can someone please tell me why this stallion is worth $27,500?
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Elans Stud - $27500 (Valley View)

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Super Nice Stud ready to start he is your next futurity champion in the making. He is as nice as he is pretty. Bred to work and breed.
 
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#7,103 ·
FeatheredFeet said:
Hmm. VERY interesting. I'm sending this off to my friend in Canada. Last year she came out, to find someone had removed the tail of her Gypsy Horse gelding. Gypsies have lovely long and thick tails and whomever took it, knew what they wanted, since they left the tails of the other horses.

Lizzie
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There were some horses a few towns over that had their tail hair cut off. They were both grey too which makes their hair even more valuable.
 
#7,104 ·
hisangelonly said:
why?
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buckskin stud fee - $450 (burleson)

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beautiful Buckskin stallion ready to throw you a palamino or buckskin. registered as ROYAL TOPE. cutting horse on top and running horse on bottom. excelent foundation horse. throws palamino or buckskin. VERY well tempered.
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Why, because he's buckskin of course! Never mind that he got the shoulders of a halter horse, the neck of an overweight sheep, the hindquarters of a TB, and legs that make me feel all stabbity.
 
#7,105 ·
smrobs said:
Why, because he's buckskin of course! Never mind that he got the shoulders of a halter horse, the neck of an overweight sheep, the hindquarters of a TB, and legs that make me feel all stabbity.
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Thank you for making me snort my freaking fruit punch. /glares
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#7,107 ·
smrobs said:
*bows* You're very welcome, ma'am.

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ZOMG *faints*, I didn't even notice his dingus hanging down in that main picture:shock:.

I guess they want everyone to know that he's equipped to do the job LOL.
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Eh, I can honestly say that Aires is more well-equipped to "do the job"...and he's a gelding. :lol:

Sorry! Feeling a bit...I-don't-know-what tonight. Lol
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#7,110 ·
Hi I have 2 pongs for sale that are geldings. One is a mini shetland the other one is a aplouse haven't had much handaling I got them because I was told that were stallions but that wernt that are hard to catch but once caught that are fine would make great paddock mates $100 each if intrested please call.
 
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#7,113 ·
I have a 14 year old mare for sale, sweet horse. Ridden western, both in an arena and on trails. Great for farrier, and vet. Must sell due to health, I can no longer ride and she is such a good horse she deserves a home that will use her. She is unregistered, but possibly was shown in the past,(remove comma) in showmanship. She's a sweet horse to ride, but by no means lazy. She is NOT up to date on Coggins or spring shots, but has not left my farm in 3 years and no other horse has come here so I am not too worried about it. She is up to date on worming and hoof care. My Farrier loves her feet, she doesn't need shoes and they are good feet. I am asking 600 for the mare alone, or 1000 for mare and all her tack; Western Saddle, headstall, blanket, halter, and lead. If interested she she can also come with her best friend a miniature jack donkey. They have been pastured together for the past two years, he is just too short to "help" her out when in heat. (if you know what I mean) Please call or text (920) nine four six 9631. Please leave a message and I will call you right back! Thank you for looking.

I just did some proofreading in bold. You did very well. As an English major, I get a little nitpicky sometimes, so sorry if I did that to you. :D
 
#7,119 ·
What on earth is attached to this poor gelding's mouth? And then his 'sale' video is fast forwarded constantly, making me wonder what they're trying to keep you from noticing...

Ranch Gelding

Ranch Gelding (Navasota, TX)

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9 year old ranch gelding for sale. Has been started on barrels. Watch him ride: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rNMU4ssHV4&feature=youtube_gdata_player


The bits on these poor ponies...spades and curbs? o_O

WE OFFER PONY RIDES, ANY OCCASION!
WE OFFER PONY RIDES, ANY OCCASION! (HOUSTON,TX)

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WE OFFER JACKELYNE'S MINIATURE PONY RIDES, ANY OCCASION OR EVENT. WE CAN PAINT THE PONIES HAIR ANY COLOR OF THE THEME OF THE PARTY, FOR FREE. TO BOOK YOUR EVENT'S AND MORE INFO CONTACT US AT (832)-359-9668 . (HABLAMOS ESPANOL.)


Holy butt high and steep croup!

Horses 4 sale // tengo Caballos (N. Houston tx)

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Horses, stallions, geldings, babys all for sale
I have draft horses not brokes cheap price


He is for beginners but is wearing a curb and the kid(guy?) is hauling his mouth so hard that he's leaning back, yet the horse is still plowing forwards. Ok... Biothane halter is on wrong too.

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Great Kids Pony with Tack - $800 (Rosharon, TX)

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Boots is a 9yr old gelding less than 13 hands tall. He is a great pony that the kids can ride anywhere he has been on trail rides along with just riding in parks. My kids have outgrown him, he will be awesome for a beginner or experienced kid. I am selling him with all the tack, saddle, bridle, breast collar. $800 OBO. I will sell pony by himself but prefer to sell whole thing. Serious Inquires only
 
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#7,120 ·
The chestnut gelding looks to be quite nice and IN THE RIGHT HANDS could be a decent mount. He is obviously VERY unhappy in the movies. Note the flashing tail.

In the last pic they say the kids have outgrown him, yet shows an adult or large person riding.

I imagine, some/maybe all, have been trained by someone from south of the border. Their training is a lot different from that which we like to see here. Often, their horses are trained to 'dance'. Not sure 'trained' is the correct word. Mostly made to do it by fear, unfortunately. See videos on Youtube. Very cruel and harsh and absolutely nothing which even resembles, true dancing horses.

It is all so very sad.

Lizzie
 
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