[equiniphile]

Lol so what have your toddlers or younger siblings said that made you ROFL? Here's a few of my 3-yr old sister's knee-slappers from the past few months :

(sitting on stairs alone, attempting to take pants off and put a dress on instead): I HATE these d*mn pants!

(in her carseat in the back of the car while Daddy honks at a left-turner): GET OFF THE ROAD, YOU MORON!

(to me while I'm brushing her teeth): Sage, your boobs are huge!!

(in the basement while my twin year-old sisters run down the stairs, running from Mommy who has the diaper cream): Ewww babies cover your peepees up! Daddy has a huuuugggggee peepee.

Lol so tell us your favorite funnies from your siblings or little kids

 

[Phantomcolt18]

my school is called Eastern High School and I was driving to take my little brother to see the musical that my school was putting on. It was Chicago....well when i asked him what we were saying he was trying to say "Eastern's Chicago" but it came out "easter taco" ......dont believe me lol here's a video......

 

[equiniphile]

Haha PC thats great xD

 

[Carleen]

I have a 4 year old cousin who says the funniest things. A few weeks ago my great grandmother passed away. The morning before her funeral, her dad (my uncle) was explaining to her that Granny would be in the "box" and we were going to say Goodbye to her and she interrupts him with, "DUH. You've already told me this. Granny's going to go in the ground, and I will too one day and so will mommy because we don't want to go in the fire like you! And Sebastian (her 2 year old brother) will go in the ground too, because he's too young to decide for himself." She's too smart for her own good sometimes.
Another story about her: She's in daycare and during Christmas time they did a Christmas play. When it came her turn to say a line into the microphone about Christmas she walked right up to it and said, "I don't want to." And went back into the line, lol.
I have tons of stories of thing's she's said... I'm just going to have to try to remember them all haha.

 

[NorthernMama]

One of my boys, at about age 4 when seeing a pregnant woman exclaimed, "That's a baby from the future!"

 

[Brighteyes]

^^^

:rofl:


Ha ha, that just made my day!

 

[TheRoughrider21]

My lil cousin is 2 and she always wants me to color with her. So we were drawing circles and I guess mine wasn't good enough cause she turned to me and said, "Try again, Maggie, try again." I almost couldn't stop laughing but it was mostly just the way she said it. =)

 

[equiniphile]

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[lilkitty90]

lol cute stories! i have quite a few i just can't remember them
the one i do remember is this:
you know that Cartoon Dora the Explorer. and there is a guy character named Diego. well my sis has a Kite with him on it and it says Go, Diego go! well she got the kite up too high and the string snapped and it started to blow away. and she chased after it saying "don't go, Diego don't go!!!" i was going to help her catch it untill i heard that and then i couldn't stop laughing. we never did find it either = /

 

[Plains Drifter]

Told my 3 yr old daughter one day to clean up her room which she had completely trashed. A few minutes later, I walked in and found her playing with the toys. I told her she'd better get on the ball...and walked out. A little while later, I couldn't hear anything, so I went back to check. There was my 3 year old daughter "sitting on her ball". Cause I'd told her to "get on the ball".

Another time, I'm coming home from getting groceries and my two children were in the back seat. My 6 yr old daughter and 3 yr old son were in the back. Each was trying to keep the other from looking out their "window". So here I am trying to get them to behave. I'm looking in my rear view mirror, and telling my daughter that "if they don't quit fighting, that when we get home, she's going to be up a creek without a paddle". She looks at me in the mirror and says, "My boat has a motor".

Darn kids these days!

 

[Just A Girl]

LOL love the boat one! smart kid!

 

[Red]

ROFL! That is one smart kid! I love lil kiddies. My niece hasn't started talking yet, but she's walk. She likes to try to run & face plant, & then get up giggling. She's fantastic.
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[equiniphile]

Hahaha.

Another one that happened the other day was me, my 4 younger sisters, and my dad and stepmom--we went to DQ for ice cream. After we got our order in the drive through window, my 9yr old sister says "UGH they gave me vanilla and i asked for chocolate ice cream!" my 3yr old sister says "no chocolate ice cream?" and one of the soon-2-b-2 twins meant to say chocolate ice cream but it came out "chocolate @ss cream??" it was hilarious and knowing she was being funny she repeated it a million times. She said it a million more times the next day (yesterday) and I got a video haha:

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[TheRoughrider21]

I got done working my horse and went to my cousin's house to talk to her and her 2 y-o daughter was in the room with us. I said that my horse was full of p*$$ and vinegar that day and me and my cousin totally forgot about it until her husband asked their daughter what horses ate and she said, "Maggie says they eat p*$$ and vinegar." I couldn't stop blushing!!!!!!!! We still laugh about this

 

[NorthernMama]

Wow. Kids can be priceless sometimes. I love PlainsDrifters experiences!

 

[thunderhooves]

lol. This is HILARIOUS! lol

 

[Plains Drifter]

The same child that said those things to me at 5, does and says things like this today:

I hear her and my fiance coming inside after he picked her up from school. I can hear them arguing and then I hear him say, "dumbass". So when they get inside, I was like.."what the heck is going on".

The story unfolds that she was suppose to do a paper on George Washington and she was talking about using the computer to look him up. My fiance had said, "why don't you do it the old fashioned way and use an encyclopedia." She had turned to him and said in that exasperated 17 yr old way, "George Washington isn't in the ENCYCLOPEDIA!!."

So much for school's motto of No child left behind, rofl!

Ps..we're now taking donations to turn her into a blonde.

 

[Plains Drifter]

A few more for your enjoyment!

Disposable Thumbs
Driving in the car today, Sanford and I were picking on Jessica. We told her we needed to get her one of the those shock collars so that she'd do her chores and behave. She told us that she had disposable thumbs so she could just take the collar off and not wear it.

A Farmer She Is Not
Jessica has been harrassing us to get her a bottle fed calf. We finally told her that if she could answer this ONE question, we'd think about getting her a calf. This is the question we asked her- If a steer had a calf and didn't feed it, why didn't it feed it? Jessica's initial response- "Because it didn't want to." We wait patiently for a week for her to give us an answer, but she never does and we think she's dropped the idea until she brings it up again. So we ask her if she's figured out the answer to the question. She says, "Noooo." So we tell her she can phone a friend to help. She calls her cousin Courtney. You can hear her on the phone. I tell her to make sure she repeats the question exactly as we asked it. She asks her cousin, "so...if a steer has a calf why doesn't it feed it?" And then there is dead silence for about 30 seconds and then you hear Jessica errupt from the back seat, "I HATE you guys!!!!" LOL! I bet she'll never forget that a steer is a neutered bull.

Julia Child She Is Not
Jessica decided one day to make dinner. The one meal that she can make besides Ramen is Taco Salad. Sanford came in to find that she was stabbing some meat that she'd taken out of the microwave. When asked what she was doing, she tells him she was trying to crumble the hamburger. Sanford hated to inform her that she was stabbing a roast instead of a pkg of hamburger. He had to pull out a pkg of hamburger for her and put the half thawed roast in the slow cooker for dinner the next day.

 

[thunderhooves]

i TA'd at a first grade class, and they had ome........interesting sentences. i took some pics, so I will put them up later, but here are some sentences the wrote! :
I liked old people.
I follow my dog.
I like my mom. (to which the teacher wrote back "I'm sure she likes you,too!")
He is tall.
And my personal favorite:
I like to drink.

I will never know what goes through their heads when they write those
lol

 

[HunterJumperLover]

We did a program at our school this year. Each kindergardener "adopted" two seniors. We did various things throughout the year and frequently made cards for one another. My most recent card had one sentence on it. "I play my cat" I still cant figure out how to play a cat.

And my then 2 year old nephew one time wanted to come in the bathroom with me. When I told him no, he then went on to ask me if I had a peepee like daddy's. :/