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-Quarter Horses: Definitely jocks. Strutting around flexing those muscles, showing off their butts...definitely jocks.

-Thoroughbreds: Preppies. Sometimes athletes, never 'jocks'. Monogrammed blankets, leather halters, Nike eventer shoes, the latest custom trailer and tack. They are the "new money" rich.

-Appaloosas: Could only be the stoners. They like to trip acid so they can watch their spots move.

-Arabians: RAH! RAH! SIS BOOM BAH! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TEAM!! (need I say more?)

-Shetland Ponies: Frightening, spiky hairdos, snotty attitudes and any color of the rainbow .... gotta be PUNKS. Some even sport tattoos.

-Friesians: Big, buff, and always in black, they are the biker clique. Cigs hanging out of the corner of their mouths, dangerous glint in the eyes, daring anyone to cross their path.

-Morgans: They're the nerdy teacher's pets, running around doing everything from yearbook to decorating the gym and ratting out the bikers, stoners and jocks. They have perpetual wedgies. <---this is so true and I love it!!!

-Drafts (all breeds): No real clique, they're just the big guys who sit in the back of the room and fart a lot (and then laugh). Who's going to STOP them?

-Icelandics and Paso Finos: They're the little squirrely geeks who flit around a dance trying to fit in and fail miserably. The kind who wear Toughskins jeans from Sears (or would that be ripoff WeathaBeetas??).

-Ahkle Tekl (Akle Takl? Ackle Tackle....!! Akhal Teke!!): Foreign exchange student(s). And no one can spell their names either.

-Hackney Ponies: A breed this manic would have to be a band geek. Marching along with their knees and heads held high.....even going to the bathroom.

-Warmbloods: Old Money Preppies, as opposed to the TBs who are new money preppies. All their tack is imported from Europe, they drink Perrier water and eat only organically grown feed. They look down on everyone and talk amongst themselves about summer in Paris and skiing in Gstad and wasn't it dreadful how provincial Spruce Meadows has become?
 

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the draft horse section deffinately made me laugh xD
I'd like to add this...
Sport Horses - The cocky athletes who are health junkies. On teams such as Cross Country, Track, Basketball, Football, Baseball, Swimming etc. Don't doubt them, because they'll show you up!
 

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Arabs I'll to that having a cross : the blondes say no more my mare the other day got scared of a truck and lept into a a paddock of mud freaked at the really deep mud there for runs further into it.
Brumbys the smartish sexy bay school girls
 

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hahah well im not sure what breed my mare furia is but i sure know what she would be like shed be a BULLY!!! lmao shes soo mean to otherhorses!!!! lmao the only horse shes ever got alnong with was a mini !!! lmao strange i no hahahaha
 
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