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My daughter and I came up with this after yet another Teddy vet visit.
The most important part of a horse to take care of is its feet. And its teeth. And also everything else.
The most expensive part of a horse to take care of is ... all of it.
The only horse that is easy to take care of is a Breyer horse. And even then, I wouldn't put it past one of those to pull up lame randomly one day.
Sigh. I put this in "Jokes and funnies" but it's really one of those things where it's less funny and more "if I don't laugh I'll cry."
The most important part of a horse to take care of is its feet. And its teeth. And also everything else.
The most expensive part of a horse to take care of is ... all of it.
The only horse that is easy to take care of is a Breyer horse. And even then, I wouldn't put it past one of those to pull up lame randomly one day.
Sigh. I put this in "Jokes and funnies" but it's really one of those things where it's less funny and more "if I don't laugh I'll cry."