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A slimming machine, eh? Only $3,000 eh? Made in China by a no-name company? Sign me up! LOL

 

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Wellllll, it could end up being a money saver in the long run. Takes up less room, doesn't have to be boarded, doesn't eat, doesn't poo, doesn't need exercise or grooming, doesn't need a farrier, doesn't need a vet, you can keep it in a spare room and it's quiet. Doesn't need hay if there's a shortage. If you lose interest, it won't notice it's being ignored. Might be just the thing for a spoiled teenager. ;) ;) ;) ;)
 

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:ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:

Funny...

Actually its because you are tracked & watched and sites you prowl on [HORSES] are noted..
Read the blurb carefully....horses is clearly mentioned so the ad came your way.
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Wellllll, it could end up being a money saver in the long run. Takes up less room, doesn't have to be boarded, doesn't eat, doesn't poo, doesn't need exercise or grooming, doesn't need a farrier, doesn't need a vet, you can keep it in a spare room and it's quiet. Doesn't need hay if there's a shortage. If you lose interest, it won't notice it's being ignored. Might be just the thing for a spoiled teenager. ;) ;) ;) ;)
Don't we all know a few of the entitled that this would be the best candidate for purchase.
 
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LOL. burst out laughing right when I went to it.

“The feeling of riding a horse at home” and then right beside that “enough coffee”
wait am I going crazy or does that really say that LOLOL ?
Not just that. It's the 'artistic concept of riding a horse in the wild' at home.:p That's it, I'm getting one right now.
 

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Isn't it like 50 cents now?
Yeah that's what I was thinking, too. Fifty cents AND you have to deal with a bunch of kids glaring at you waiting for their turn. This thing, you can 100% do it at home.
 

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Not just that. It's the 'artistic concept of riding a horse in the wild' at home.:p That's it, I'm getting one right now.
LOL! Yeah totally, you wouldn’t have to clean its stall, feed, or water..no cooling down! Lol! 🤣
It should say:”WARNING: must have a very bright imagination for it to mimic an actual horse”🤣
 

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“The feeling of riding a horse at home” and then right beside that “enough coffee”
Do you think the model didn't have enough coffee and that resulted in her scary toes down position?!

I was really hoping for a video, but alas there was not one. I was trying to figure out if the whole thing moved back and forth or if it went up and down somehow.. maybe both for a really wild ride. :ROFLMAO:
 

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Do you think the model didn't have enough coffee and that resulted in her scary toes down position?!

I was really hoping for a video, but alas there was not one. I was trying to figure out if the whole thing moved back and forth or if it went up and down somehow.. maybe both for a really wild ride. :ROFLMAO:
LOL! Maybe that’s it 🤣🤣
 

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I wonder how many of them they have sold.
 
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I have insider knowledge about this type of review. They are almost certainly all fake.
 
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