[TheAQHAGirl]

I know someone who named their horse Fluffy....No joke.

 

[existentialpony]

Jax's registered name is MS Player and used to be called "Player" by his last owners. I just wasn't digging it! It sounds like a horse featured in a rap video, not the name of a cute fancy arab! haha.

 

[Bagheera]

Just thought of another one. My friend has a horse than can be really lazy under saddle occasionally. Anytime a horse is like that, I usually refer to them as being a lump. So his nickname is now lumpy. Lol

 

[FeatheredFeet]

Not a horse, but my old gas station owner, named his German Shepherd who hung around the station all day, "Hey You" The dog just arrived one day and never left.

Lizzie

 

[EquineObsessed]

There's one at a barn I work at named Juicebox.

 

[MsLady]

These are not horses but I always thought they were funny. My brothers wife used to bring home animals all the time and he hated it, so he started naming them unique names. The rabbits name was Stew, and the bottle fed calf was BBQ.
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[destinywaitsaturdoor]

the one horse i had, her registered name was union kat..barn name kit kat, i called her kitty or princess pony, lol.

i hate philly's name..but i had been riding her already for a couple of years before buying her so philly stuck..

oh and one of the lesson horses came with the name turk, registered name turks cap..we call him widget.

 

[KatieAndZanzibar]

My perlino gelding's name is Zanzibar.
I don't know if it's a horrible name or not.
I know people say the island of Zanzibar is the most beautiful place on earth, but the meaning of the word is "Land of the Blacks". LOL :lol:

My friend has also made the joke of, "He's white as a cloud, and he comes from an African Horse?"

The horse forum officially has horrible jokes! :lol:

 

[EliRose]

"Dude" is Parker's "real" name . . . -shudder- He is far too pretty for that!

So now he is Peter Parker. Which some people might think is worse :P

 

[Nokotaheaven]

My mother named her horse Pinky...
We also had a horse who's foal name was Andy (changed that in a hurry).
We happened to get a horse and nickname her Cacky (registered name was Cactus Flower).
And the last one I can think of is so cute that you actually can't not like it... Barn name is Fish, racehorse name is I'm A Little Fish.
Oh wait, the WORST I've heard is the registered name Cuddly Chops

 

[Cruiser]

Coco is the worst name I've heard along with Phoebe. I don't like people names and I know a Jade, Holly, Molly, Jake, Sam, Ted, Tony, Luke, I think it's because I know people with the same name.

Of course I don't like Spice's name but at 14 years old she knows her name, and I hate changing it. Mooney was a different name, everyone thought I was saying Looney, which was funny because she was extremely laid back.

 

[jumanji321]

Eric Lamaze's horse, Wang Chung M2S.

 

[Lx3]

In my new horse search I've come across Diaper Full of Cash (aqha) and Pants Dance (jockey club).
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[BarrelRacer23]

While searching for horses I found a Rock N Roll Panties for sale. My mom bought a project horse named Peanut, he's a cute little cow horse. My step dad just loves his mares name lol, her registered name is Honors Princess. He gets picked on for it often, he signs her up as Leggs her barn name at shows. My old horse was Datlate Patty Cake "Patty" always hated it but couldn't change it.
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[howrsegirl123]

Dinky and Wilma. Horses at barn where I work. Dinky's the worst :/
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[karliejaye]

Loved the horse, but his name, no: Bull Winkle Express. Barn name was Wink or Winky

 

[EdmontonHorseGal]

i knew a girl once with a paint and the horse's registered name was 'I'm a Creampuff'

seriously! no jokes!

his barn name was Jester.

 

[Swampy]

my first horse was named cute-*** nicknamed to cutas he was a old grey arab that everyone in the area knew

 

[DayDreamer]

Not really a horse, but equine non the less! I used to know a draft mule who was pure white, with blue eyes. He stood 17 hands, I think. Very pretty mule, however, his name was Spook. He lived up to it too! Bat mess crazy! He was sent to 3 or 4 trainers to be broke to ride or drive(the owner didn't care which, he just wanted that mule to have a job), he sent most all of them thru the wall. The last tried a more old school approach, to no avail! He was determined to continue being a pasture puff. He got so bad about being handled that at one point, his owner made a chutte from his stall to his pasture and just let him run thru. :shock:

 

[VaticanVice]

My Haflinger filly's name was Cowgirl when I bought her. A bit bland for my taste, but the real problem was--who looks at a Haflinger and thinks "Cowgirl?" It just didn't make sense to me. Her sister's name is E2.

But by far the worst horse name I've ever heard belonged to a lovely little palomino QH. Her registered name was Swimmin' Poo. The first time I heard it I thought they were saying "Swim in Poo," which was just... ugh.