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Yeah, sorry...

If you've got that much bruising and swelling you should NOT be riding...
nor working,
nor cooking,
nor cleaning,
and definitely no bedroom sports.

Perhaps your husband should be engaging in a little TLC for a while?
 
All I can say is OWIEEE. My brother, myself, and a couple friends were playing football in a parking lot, goofing off. My friend chased me right into my brother and his pointy toed boots when he went to kick the football. It was ugly, painful, and I'll never kick a guy in the groin unless my life is in danger. I was physically sick from the pain.
Don't ride either until it doesn't hurt anymore LOL. I sooo feel your pain in the hooha. It is a unique pain that is for sure. *shudders in remembrance*
 
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It would be just like a man to measure pain and ability by "performance"!
If I was you I'd make the nookie happen!! No matter how, my mom always tells me "Just drink a glass of wine and get down to business."
But first I'd make sure you milked your owie for all it's worth! Dishes, dinner, laundry, floors, must be done by him before any hanky panky. But I make sure that happens even if I'm not hurt! LOL!

Some of you guys made me laugh so hard I think my eyes watered!! Hope you get to feeling better ASAP!
 
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I'll agree with you!! I got bucked off pretty bad a couple of weeks ago and hurt my hip and back. I was too sore for hubby but not too sore to ride. Riding was actually the only thing that didn't hurt.... Sitting at my desk hurt, laying on the couch, laying in bed, etc but not riding.
 
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Forgot I even posted this, LOL! I'm such a putz:oops: I think I started a week and a half after it happened. I just didn't tell hubby:wink: But since then everything else is back to normal. I've actually been able to ride the pony quite a bit lately. I'll spare you the timeline with hubs, way TMI for the internet.

Thanks all of you guys, you are the best!!:clap: The horse that got me, has since gotten another person, but in the leg:evil: I'm thinking hobbles for that one, but it's not my horse so I just stay out of it.
 
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If my lady parts were too sore to do the bow chicka bow bow, they'd sure as heck be too sore to ride! :shock:
Or brown chicken brown cow, lol. Sorry had to lighten the mood, lol.
I agree, do not push yourself and make it take longer to heal. Are you sure its not fractured???? Hoping you feel better soon!!! OUCH!!!
 
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